SparkleViolet
02-07-2010, 08:26 PM
Whether you love Twilight or you hate it, you can't help but believe that there is a spoof of the book Twilight called Nightlight written by the Harvard Lampoon and it's out now.
here's what the front cover looks like: http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd72/Disneyforme/Nightlight.jpg
And the summary of the story: A super boring, klutzy girl named Belle Goose leaves her home (and mother) to go live with her father in Switchblade, Oregon. But then something happens; she meets this guy called Edwart Mullen, and he's the weirdest guy she's ever seen! He's a genius who doesn't like girls, and yet he saves Belle from getting flattened by a giant snowball. Belle discovers that Edwart is a vampire and she will stop at NOTHING to become his eternal bride.
I read that book and I laughed my butt off. I haven't read anything this funny since Bored of the Rings (also written by The Harvard Lampoon, which spoofs Lord of the Rings)
And if you have read the book, let's chat here. And if not, please do, because you'll die laughing.
here's what the front cover looks like: http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd72/Disneyforme/Nightlight.jpg
And the summary of the story: A super boring, klutzy girl named Belle Goose leaves her home (and mother) to go live with her father in Switchblade, Oregon. But then something happens; she meets this guy called Edwart Mullen, and he's the weirdest guy she's ever seen! He's a genius who doesn't like girls, and yet he saves Belle from getting flattened by a giant snowball. Belle discovers that Edwart is a vampire and she will stop at NOTHING to become his eternal bride.
I read that book and I laughed my butt off. I haven't read anything this funny since Bored of the Rings (also written by The Harvard Lampoon, which spoofs Lord of the Rings)
And if you have read the book, let's chat here. And if not, please do, because you'll die laughing.