Reading is for twerps

[nevermore]

Who's with me?

[Malz]

So you want us to be educated? We cant be educated without being able to read-- you are being pretty hypocritical.

[Julia Ingledew]

Lucretia, I think Malz makes a very good point. Isn't reading necessary to better ourselves as human beings?

[Kingdom Hearts]

I love reading any books manga is the best tho

Do u have a problem with that?

[Julia Ingledew]

Personally, I think that's wonderful. I believe all reading is good reading. The only bad reading is no reading at all! :D

As the great Mark Twain once said, "The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."

[Kingdom Hearts]

Very cool Quote :)

[Kalik2486]

^ yes indeed, but Matron might argue that that quote refers to males...

I'm a pretty awesome twerp = I love reading.

[nevermore]

Twerp twerp! You're all twerps! Nya nya! :p

[Myr49]

If we're twerps then we must be the most awesome twerps ever. Anyone who is on this forum who has or is reading Charlie Bone are awesome. And if we're reading the series and we're awesome then reading is awesome so nya nya nya. :P

[Billy]

Personally, I think that's wonderful. I believe all reading is good reading. The only bad reading is no reading at all! :D

As the great Mark Twain once said, "The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."

The great Mark Twain also seemed to assume that animals couldn't talk.
Personally, for me, I don't read a lot with Matron and Dr. Bloor aroudn the whole academy. But Ms. Ingledew, you have a very good point.

[Midnight]

I'm sorry but I have to disagree with you on this one Matron. Reading is not for twerps. Without reading or books how could you live in this world?? I

[Dagbert Endless]

Yes, Matron, I totally agree with you.


I love reading, especially nautical novels. My favourite is Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson... but I don't want to get on Her Highness' bad side.

[amypops]

OOH, I like that book too, Dagbert! And 'Robinson Crusoe'

Matron, if I must say, I consider myself a pretty awesome Twerp.

[Dagbert Endless]

But we already knew that you're a twerp...

[amypops]

Wow, you actually KNOW something, Dagbert!? o.o

[Dagbert Endless]

Wow, I do! It's great, isn't it?

[Kalik2486]

'Her Highness' must have to read something to see what we're saying... so that means...

[amypops]

So that means Matron is a twerp, too! :D

[Dagbert Endless]

Ooooohh... you didn't!

MATROOOON!!!!

[Kalik2486]

So that means Matron is a twerp, too! :D

Oui, c'est ca! Just not as awesome as us...

Bertie, do be quiet here, we're trying to read (doing homework of course)...:D

[Dagbert Endless]

Bertie?! BERTIE?!!!

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You did NOT just call me that! THe only person who can call me that is mumsykins.

[amypops]

Ooh, your mumsykins calls you Bertie...

It's nice. Might catch on ;)

[Dagbert Endless]

There are two names that people should never call me.

1. Fishboy
2. Bertie.


If you call me these, I will drown you. That's how I got expelled from my last school.

[amypops]

Bertie McFish-Boy?

Hmm... nah, don't suit ya :p

[Dagbert Endless]

... Good. Because I swear that if you did call me that, I might just have to re-visit that idea with the room of spiders...

[amypops]

Uncalled for.

But it's a funny name.

[Dagbert Endless]

Totally called for.

But then again... it is quite a nice name... >.< Stupid time of the month with the moon and all that stupid stuff.

[Kingdom Hearts]

Bertie mcfish-boy bertie micfish-boy hahaha i like that

[amypops]

Totally called for.

But then again... it is quite a nice name... >.< Stupid time of the month with the moon and all that stupid stuff.

I dub thee Sir Bertie McFish-Boy :D

[Dagbert Endless]

Yayy!! *happy hand-clap*

...

You never saw that.

[amypops]

Course not :rolleyes:

Your secrets are safe with me :p

[Dagbert Endless]

...Somehow I don't trust you...

[amypops]

Nobody ever trusts me. I never trust them.

Trust is a horrible and confusifying thing. *nod nod*

[Kingdom Hearts]

But i saw that... Maybe ill tell all your bad guy friends or put it on facebook! HAHA

[amypops]

What, the thing about Dagbert?

[Kingdom Hearts]

Yayy!! *happy hand-clap*

...

You never saw that.

That*points above

[amypops]

Oh, thaaaat xD

You know, I'm kinda surprised that Matron hasn't noticed I called her a twerp yet o.o :D

[Kingdom Hearts]

haha cant wait when u does. Its not fair Drama but moving avys and music didnt

[XX~Joshua T~XX]

BERTIE!
I must remember that for the 'good' time of the month.

[Malz]

Joshie!! *double-glomps*

You need to visit the forum more often! I missed you :D

[Dagbert Endless]

Tilpin, we've had this talk before...

[Malz]

Will you tell Joshie to come and give me a hug please? :)

[Dagbert Endless]

Why would I? You're not my fangirl, so why should I do anything for you?

[Malz]

Well I want to be a marine biologist when I grow up :D does that count towards anything?

[XX~Joshua T~XX]

You should have just asked. *hugs Malz*

[Malz]

:D Yay!! How have you been? You need to visit more often.

[XX~Joshua T~XX]

Fine, and I very busy usually.

[Malz]

Too busy to talk to me?? I am crushed!

[XX~Joshua T~XX]

Well that, and because a certain someone lost their temper and.... well water logged my computer because it wasn't loading fast enough.

[Malz]

:mad:

DAGBERT! Come here right now!

Bad boy....

[Kingdom Hearts]

I think we should leave mally alone with her BF :P

[Dagbert Endless]

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, honey.

[amypops]

*is incredibly confused with this conversation*

[Malz]

Oh Dagbert. You have been a bad, bad boy. What shall be thine punishment?

How about death by boredom? Why dont we stick you in Ingledew's bookshop and make you read the lengthiest volume?

[Dagbert Endless]

Thing is, I quite enjoy reading, anything about the sea, ships, history... stuff like that. I'm actually pretty open to everything.

Nice try.

[Malz]

Hmm.... You're educated. Good for you :D

What about we stick you in an Iron Maidon? Those hurt pretty bad.

[amypops]

That's a bit extreme o.o

[Dagbert Endless]

Soon as you can spell it, I'll let you lock me in one.

[Charlie Bone]

We mustn't disagree with one another. We mustn't disagree with Matron. Matron is always right.

[Malz]

Iron Maiden (http://ordable.com/img/lists/best-form-of-execution/items/1709200910045ironmaiden.jpg)

Psshhh... I am a pretty good speller... most of the time.

[Uncle Paton]

Lucretia, how dare you say that reading is for twerps?! I'm your brother you know, and you read books all the time as a child!

[nevermore]

No I didn't. I liked to laugh at the stupid pictures and use the pages to blow my nose. :mad:

[Uncle Paton]

You are such a liar. You would sit and read them by the hour. You were also very meticulous with the condition of your books.

[Emilia's Moon]

Matron if you had never read anything then how would you know how to read and write on these forums? You work in a school. Don't be such a hypocrite.

[elbow21]

Matron if you did not read then you would not be able to read your own name or red the packets of cakes and food.How would you know what you were eating?!

[Emilia's Moon]

I doubt she knows what she's eating she spends too much time being rude about everybody and anybody.

[DayDream]

Some people are naturally big or have a thyroid problem, Emilia. Not all fat people are fat because they eat all the time.

[Emilia's Moon]

I'm not trying to be prejudiced against all overweight people though I'm sorry if it looked that way. Maybe that wasn't such an appropriate post - I'll edit it to be less offensive.

[DayDream]

It's okay. I know you were only doing it to bother the Matron, but having been overweight for a time myself, I don't really like assumptions like that.

[Emilia's Moon]

I see what you mean. I'll try and be more careful with my posts in future.

[Charlie Bone]

Matron is a wonderful lady and we must all be nice to her.

[Titania Tilpin]

Well said Charlie. You may now have the cd you wanted for being soo nice and kind about your Aunt *pats charlie on the head*

I agree with you Lucretia on this one. The only good book reading is the spell book at the end of the day, not wasting your time with this classic, fantasy, crime rubbish that you people call writing! Yous are all TWERPS!! HAHAHAHAHA

[Kalik2486]

So? It doesn't matter what book you read. Haven't you read Matron's topic? It says "Reading is for twerps" so just as long as you read something, you're a twerp. So you just called everyone, including the Matron and yourself, twerps. Then the question is: are you an awesome twerp or are you a not-so-awesome twerp?

[elbow21]

Hang on in order to reply to Charlie's post you had to read it!Matron and Titania are twerps!!!!!!

[Espionage]

WHOOOOOAAAA!
This is the last straw, Matron person.
Reading is most certainly not for twerps.... I expect you never did any of it and thus became a pompous, unpleasant, rude OLD WINDBAG.

[Emilia's Moon]

Matron and Titania are twerps! Blar-ong!!!! Blar-ong!!!!! (Blar-ong is Na na na na nuh in Japanese)

[TancredTorsson]

I agree Emilia's Moon. They are twerps. Everyone has to read.

[Espionage]

If people who read are twerps, people who can read and don't are BLITHERING IDIOTS. If I am a twerp, Matron, you are a BLITHERING IDIOT. HAHA.