The Ezekiel Fan Club!

[Ezekiel]

Bah! I'll make my own! People in MY fan club can eat liverwurst sandwiches, stare at walls for amusement, and run over people's feet when they move around the corridors via wheelchair. Won't that be fun!

[Kalik2486]

Oooh, I'll join your club if I can have a swordcane and use it on anyone I like!

[Titania Tilpin]

I'll join!! I LOVE liverwurst sandwiches! Yum.

[Kalik2486]

*hehe* KH, times have changed... "wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure"

So, Mr. Zeke, what do you say? A swordcane and special status among the students for me in exchange for joining your club.

[Kingdom Hearts]

Opps i guess i dealted my post when i was trying to edit it XD

[Ezekiel]

Well now, this is more like it! My club is strictly BYOS--bring your own swordcane. However if you can find one, you're certainly welcome to use it. And as a reward for joining, you can wear this Ezekiel badge. *shows badge with Ezekiel written across it* AND, you can laugh at others' misfortune!

[Kalik2486]

Thank you sir, a funny spasm bow to you.

*holds a diamond studded swordcane and takes ezekiel badge* Hah, I have special student status now.

[Kingdom Hearts]

Here I made u a button because i was bored: http://i25.tinypic.com/1239mky.png

[Kalik2486]

Nah, it's too big, thanks though. Ms. Titania can have it.

[Kingdom Hearts]

Remind me never to try and be nice again

[nevermore]

She can't be in your fan club, Ezekiel! She's in detention for being an obstinate little puddinghead!

[Kingdom Hearts]

Wait here: http://i28.tinypic.com/14ilg1i.png
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beter one for each

[Ezekiel]

Eh? An obstinate puddinghead?! BAH! Get out of here until you've served your detention! *takes back swordcane and badge and gives them to Titania*

:mad:

AND YOU THERE! Stop posting the same giant picture of my name all over the place. You're cluttering up my special thread!

[Kalik2486]

Remind me never to try and be nice again

*KH, I'm only trying to be mean like Mr. Zeke wants his members to be*


Mr. Zeke, sir, you'll find me a better than what I seem to be. I've already done my lines anyway, and that swordcane is mine. Plus, I have all the qualities needed to be evil like you.

[Dagbert Endless]

I'll join your club, Your Evilness. After all, you know that apart from my Father, I look up to you more than any other adult I know.

Plus I have my own swordcane.

[XX~Joshua T~XX]

I want to join!
But I don't have a swordcane. Someone *looks at mother* Thinks they're too dangerous.

[nevermore]

You didn't do your lines you awful runt! You did them all wrong! Do them again!

[Ezekiel]

Bah, you heard the matron! Do them again! :mad:

Dagbert, Joshua, you may join. *gives badges*

[Dagbert Endless]

*pins badge proudly on chest* *puffs out chest importantly*

Thank you, Your Grumpyness.

[Ezekiel]

BAH!

Call me Sir!

:mad:

[Dagbert Endless]

Oh, I am so sorry, sir. I didn't mean to offend you, sir. It wasn't intentional, sir. Please don't hurt me, sir...

[XX~Joshua T~XX]

Thank you Sir! I will wear my button with pride!

[Myr49]

Ooh, we can laugh at other's misfortune? Perfect! I'll join sir.
*pulls out swordcane*

[Kalik2486]

Mr. Zeke, sir, I have done my detention. Now, may I please join your oh-so-awesome club again?

*carries new diamond studded swordcane with a sapphire on top*

[Ezekiel]

Yes. Kali and Myr may join. But only if you do my bidding.

First... you must... bring me a large tray of assorted sweets.

[Myr49]

Okay then. *brings a few trays* I didn't know which kind of sweets to get you.

[Emilia's Moon]

I want to join!

*says unconvincingly* Yeah! Go Ezekial! I love Ezekial!

[nevermore]

He won't let you join, you foolish sack of mashed potatoes! You're in detention! :mad:

[Kalik2486]

Yes. Kali and Myr may join. But only if you do my bidding.

First... you must... bring me a large tray of assorted sweets.


*flourishes swordcane and hurries off with a bow-sy (bow and courtesy)*

*returns with an assortment of the finest sweets especially imported from Belgium*

Here you are, sir. Enjoy.

[Charlie Bone]

I will join. Ezekiel is my idol.

[Myr49]

Uh, Sure thing charlie. *hides* I don't care if you did something to him but the way he talks is creeping me out.

[Ezekiel]

*stuffs sweets in mouth*

fank 'ou. 'ere, 'ou 'an 'ave a ivererst saginje.

*swallows sweets*

Good boy, Charlie. You can have a liverwurst sandwich, too.

[Emilia's Moon]

Lucretia is at a danger of revolting against you Mr Ezekial Sir. From within detention I could help you overthrow here and rule the whole of Bloors Academy if you'll only let me join your club.

[Myr49]

Yea! Liverworst! I've never had liverworst. *eats* this is pretty good!

[Dagbert Endless]

Your Evilness, Sir, I have also brought you some Sweets, if you wish to have more :)

*saintly smile* *hands tray of sweets*

[DayDream]

*cough*Suck up.*cough*

[Dagbert Endless]

*cough*Don't care*cough*

[DayDream]

*cough*Fish-boy*cough*

:) I love you, Dagbert.

[Myr49]

Quit coughing! It's giving me a headache.

[Dagbert Endless]

*Cough*I know you do, Daydream *cough*

and...

*cough*This is fun, we get to irritate people! *cough*

[DayDream]

*cough*It was sarcasm*cough*

and...

*cough*Yes, yes it is*cough*

[Dagbert Endless]

*cough*Sorry, I don't speak Sarcasm *cough*

*cough* Is anyone else getting irritated by this, I wonder? *cough*

[DayDream]

*cough*Well, you should. Idiot*cough*

*cough*Hmm... Well, I'm actually quite enjoying it*cough*

[Dagbert Endless]

*cough* It takes an idiot to know an idiot *cough*

Actually, I'm going to stop that now... my throat's sore...

[DayDream]

Yeah, well ... your admitting you're an idiot too, then! Ha!

[Myr49]

*cough* This is fun *cough*

*cough* I wonder who we can irratate like this. It's like a secret language *cough*

Oh well. I probably shouldn't talk like that anyway. It hurts your throat.

[Dagbert Endless]

Oh.. erm... you... shhh.... mmph. *can't think of a decent comeback*

Whatever.

[DayDream]

Score.

You lose, Dagbert.

[Myr49]

Dagbert you are such a dork.

[Dagbert Endless]

Do you want me to stop being nice to you?

...


Yeah, I thought so.

[DayDream]

No, I don't. I luuuurve you, Mr. Endless.

[Myr49]

This is funny.

[DayDream]

Yup. Sure is.

[Dagbert Endless]

No, I don't. I luuuurve you, Mr. Endless.

I know you do :)

[DayDream]

;)


Yeah.

[Myr49]

But wait, theres more!

[DayDream]

What? What?

[Myr49]

A dork who smells like fish and likes a certain purple hair girl that is not Amy!

[DayDream]

Oh, yeah, I knew that. I'm not jealous at all.


*cough*

[Myr49]

Uhhuh. Sure your not.

[DayDream]

Really, I'm not. :cool: I'm cool.





(:()

[Myr49]

Yup. Mmhmm. I beleive you. *snicker*

[DayDream]

Shuuuuuush!

[Myr49]

Oh I 'm definatly NOT going to shush this.

*cough* Daydream likes Dagbert! Daydream likes Dagbert! *cough* *sniggle*

[DayDream]

Neeevvvvverrrr!

[Myr49]

Yes you do. So take your never back.

[DayDream]

I'll never admit it.


:p

[Myr49]

I know. I just like to annoy peoples.

[Dagbert Endless]

Don't worry, DayDream, you're cool and I'm flattered :)

C'mere and get a big hug! *opens arms out wide*

[DayDream]

*is embarrassed* Thank you? *Hugs*

[Dagbert Endless]

Yeeeeah :)

*hugs back*

Hugs are just so magical, don't you think? They're the one way of expressing love without old ladies staring.

[DayDream]

Very true!

[Myr49]

Hey what about me?!:mad: Fine then. I'll just have to give you a worse nickname.

[Dagbert Endless]

No no, there's room for one more!

*opens arms for Mary :D*

[Myr49]

Good. *huggles* :D Okay I'm good.

[Ezekiel]

BAH! Stop with the off-topic snuggling! This isn't a place for hugs! This is a place for EVIL! And bringing me SWEETS! :mad:

Have you all been good boys and girls and taken my quiz about things you hate? *suspicious glare*

[Myr49]

Yes Mr. Ezekiel sir.

[Titania Tilpin]

Of course Mr. Bloor. It was a very good quiz and I agree with you.

I brought you Rhubarb and Custard. I know its your favorite. *gives rhubarb and custard sweets*

[Bellatrix]

May I please join sir I have my own sword cane anyway and I have taken your thing you hate quiz and here are some rasberry pasterys*gives Mr. Ezekiel the pastrys*

[Myr49]

Oh I almost forgot! Be right back!

*brings sweets from paris* *gasping for air*

Sorry. *pant* I ran all the *pant* way and back *pant* Here. Have some.*passes out on floor*

[Bellatrix]

Thats the bast you can do I can do better than that *rolles eyes* be right back * brings 200000000007480 sweets from mars* is this good and im not even tired yet.... hahahahaha

[Myr49]

*scoffs* show off.

[Bellatrix]

xd*sneers*at least I dont eat creepy cupcakes.

[Kalik2486]

*sigh* Mr. Zeke can you just stand all these disputes in your club?

*thwacks Bellatrix and Myr49 on the heads with sword cane* =D *jokes* carry on.

[Bellatrix]

* thwaks kalik on the head with sword cane*haha

*thwaks myr on head with sword cane* this is fun!!!

[Myr49]

xd*sneers*at least I dont eat creepy cupcakes.

Like I said it was good.

*thwaks anyone who thawked me*
Stop before I thwak you all to death.

[Bellatrix]

*thwaks mary in the stomach* hehehehehehehehehe *thwaks kalik for good measure*

*thawaks daydream on the head for no apearent readon*

[Myr49]

Gosh you people are ANNOYING!

[Titania Tilpin]

Stop thwaking each other with sword canes....thats my job!!! *thwaks everyone with new, shiny, green sword cane*

[Bellatrix]

oh thats it *thwaks titina with sword cane*haha

[Myr49]

Stop thwaking each other with sword canes....thats my job!!! *thwaks everyone with new, shiny, green sword cane*
I don't care if you thawked me but thank you. And cool swordcane.

[Kalik2486]

*thwaks mary in the stomach* hehehehehehehehehe *thwaks kalik for good measure*

*thawaks daydream on the head for no apearent readon*

*swells up*

*ROAR* No one thwacks me on the head & in the stomach, oh no, little missy!!! :mad:

*Hi-ya! Wields diamond studded swordcane and whack Bellatrix on the temple in a Dr. Watson style* :p :D


MR. ZEKE!!! Please take away Bellatrix's swordcane! She's too abusive! *gives a box of mint-flavoured chocolates*

[Bellatrix]

I broght my own sword cane and u can check my preiveous posts if you dont beleive me *appologises to kalik but not mary*

[Myr49]

Ugggghhh!! stop it! I still have bruises from yesterday. If I start bleeding excessively and have to get stiches I'm sending you the medical bill.

[Bellatrix]

you dont know my address

[Myr49]

I don't care I'm still sending you the medical bill

[Bellatrix]

hahahahahahaha thats impossible

[Myr49]

Things are only impossible if you think they are and since I have practically no brain nothing is impossible.

[zelda]

Nice one mary